Lauren.

TWITTER: lauren_priest

When my flatmate gets paid I am not giving her any more cigarettes

Because

  1. I can’t really justify spending money on cigarettes for myself, let alone to let her smoke mine
  2. She also has a job
  3. She only gives 2/3 in return. She has that of mine a day.
  4. She wakes me up early, or comes barging in only because she wants a cigarette
  5. I know i’m being ridiculously selfish, but they’re mine. The odd one now and then is fine, but don’t constantly share my packet.